What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Solar Orbiter gets world-first views of the Sun’s poles - European Space Agency

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

At what point did you realize it was the right time to leave your job?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!